Brit. She/her. I care about books, soccer, video games, Star Wars, and my wife.

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horde-princess:

she-ra is still so so funny to me like. as a concept

dreamworks/netflix/mattel: ok mr. stevenson, we’d like this reboot to be a fun kids show with a good story for the whole family and lots of nostalgia to bring in revenue for the franchise etc. sound good?

nate stevenson, planning a story in his head where pop culture icon & beloved 80s childrens hero She-Ra is a brainwashed christian imperialist soldier who has a sexuality crisis over her gay arch enemy for 5 seasons then kills god by kissing her: mhm yes absolutely

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

nbmudkip:

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

“how can you remember that” I remember Everything. unless I forget

jacobtheloofah:

7thedisasterdyke:

sunflowermp4:

this clip from make some noise s1e8 with oscar montoya and brennan lee mulligan is the only super mario bros content i care about personally

brennan lee mulligan has the greatest superpower: the unlimited ability to make an absolutely off-the-cuff monologue and then follow it up with the ultimate turnaround.
he can share the power with others

but credit also needs to be firmly planted in the hands of oscar for hearing the prompt say “dramatic video game cutscene” and then going “got it, mario and luigi.”

soft-daddy-butch:

lesbians make better himbos than men. i am not taking critiques at this time

carpentergothic:

girldong:

Boring: they’re all found

Better: the find the submarine empty

Even better: only one person left

Best: completely new person found alone on submarine

It’s D B Cooper

monstermoviedean:

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says “well, this is the part where he kills us” and wheatley says “hello, this is the part where i kill you” and you unlock the achievement titled “the part where he kills you” (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

girlblocker:

girlblocker:

what’s that old man going to do

what’s this other old man going to do

scoobhead:

marketing gideon the ninth as “lesbian necromancers in space! need i say more?” is so funny to me because like. that’s TECHNICALLY an accurate description but it doesn’t SAY anything. the reader is not prepared for the several murders. the reader is not prepared for gideon and harrow’s Whole Thing. the reader is not prepared for ianthe tridentarius

myonline-pityparty:

Funy how tumblr has become the place people go when there is nowhere else. give us your tired, your sick, and your cringe masses or whatever