when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it
So many self-prescribed intellectuals on this site are happy to repurpose words and terms like “shipping” and “feels” to suit their needs but when they’re faced with the idea of using “they” as a singular genderless pronoun for somebody’s personal comfort suddenly it’s grammatical blasphemy
crab riding crab
"That strapless number you wore in District Two? The deep blue one with the diamonds? So gorgeous I wanted to reach through the screen and tear it right off your back." says Johanna. I bet you did, I think.
My favorite part of Catching Fire is when Johanna and Finnick find each other in the arena and they act like sixteen year old girls who just ran into their #1 bitch in the high school hallway.
On a scale of Katniss Everdeen to Ned Stark, how much would you say you trust the government?