childrenmilk:

speak gurl this is real

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libbabink:

Shepard loves people. That’s the key. That’s what the Illusive Man didn’t factor into his plans.

It’s why she looks at her Cerberus crew and doesn’t think, “I have to escape.”

She thinks, “When I go, I’m taking you with me.”

"This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously."

Reblog every time.

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cosima-phdhaus:

cosimasbong:

DELPHINE CORMIER IS BISEXUAL

MEANING SHE IS ATTRACTED TO MORE THAN ONE GENDER

B I S E X U A L

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CALLING HER A LESBIAN WHEN YOU KNOW SHE’S BI IS CALLED BI-ERASURE AND IT’S A REALLY PROBLEMATIC AND FUCKING SHITTY THING TO DO SO STOP DOING IT

Okay, but this is actually really important, because she literally says “I’ve never considered bisexuality for myself - “

professorfangirl:

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:

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kawaiicornsnake:

hey dont be a dick to people who work in mcdonalds or clean toilets or empty bins or sweep streets or put your food through the till in the supermarket because u know what they go home to their family every night too and they are just as valid as you theyre doing these shitty jobs which means you dont have to do them so be fucking nice

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

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hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

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theicelandicmountaindaisy:

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perspective as a pile of bricks.

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